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  • Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.
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pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

(via spoopybrennbug)

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cutesader:

thelastmellophone:

In case you hadn’t seen the wonder that is the tunnel uniform change from SCV’s 1985 show.

one of the first shows I remember watching as a little kidI thought it was actually magic

cutesader:

thelastmellophone:

In case you hadn’t seen the wonder that is the tunnel uniform change from SCV’s 1985 show.

one of the first shows I remember watching as a little kid
I thought it was actually magic

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Source: thelastmellophone
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sarahtypeswords:

just little teenage things: teaching yourself the content because your teachers don’t teach

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theongreyjoys:

i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon 

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timelady-of-221b:

falloutfae:

tarntino:

"there’s going to be a remake of ghostbusters—"

nooooooooo

"—starring an all-woman cast"

YAAAAAASSSSSSS

this is real

I’M SO GOING TO THIS

(via squirlygirlblr)

Source: tarntino
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  • A: What are you being for Halloween this year?
  • B: Favorite costume from past Halloweens?
  • C: Do you still go trick or treating?
  • D: Top 3 favorite scary movies.
  • E: Top 3 non-scary Halloween movies.
  • F: Do you watch Halloween specials on TV?
  • G: What was your first Halloween costume?
  • H: Would you ever wear a "sexy" Halloween costume?
  • I: Most ridiculous "sexy" costume you've seen?
  • J: Would you rather go to a Halloween party or go trick or treating?
  • K: Favorite candy to find in your trick or treat bag?
  • L: Candy or other goodies that make you want to cut a bitch when someone gives them to you?
  • M: Any Halloween traditions?
  • N: Have you ever been tricked on Halloween?
  • O: Costumes: make or buy?
  • P: Have you ever pulled a Halloween prank?
  • Q: Do you believe in ghosts?
  • R: You're in a horror movie. Are you the final girl, the first to die, the comic relief, the skeptic, the smart one, or the killer?
  • S: You're in a zombie apocalypse. What's your weapon of choice?
  • T: Costumes: scary, sexy, or funny?
  • U: You're a ghost. How do you spend Halloween?
  • V: Trick or treating: how old is too old?
  • W: Do you pass out candy on Halloween?
  • X: Do you go trick or treating even when it's raining?
  • Y: Top 3 favorite scary stories/books.
  • Z: Trick or treat?
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thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

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toonzeldas:

Disney fans trying to explain the difference between Rapunzel/Anna/Elsa/Honey Lemon’s designs like:

image

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I have an intense hatred for polynomials right now

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  • baby: d-d-d
  • father: Daddy!?!?!?!Daddy!?!??!
  • baby: DUT DUT DUT DUT.
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  • me: okay lets start this homework
  • *2 hours later*
  • me: okay lets start this homework
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herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

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Source: msh30
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playwithvelocity:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Band

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesn’t make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proof read] [hands it in for a grade]

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