*opens window and screams* AM I MORE THAN YOUVE BARGAINED FOR YET I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
(via hufflepuffsquee)Source: underthe-corktree
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
That was beautiful
it’s even funnier when you think how they did this for one hour, when actual labour lasts an average of 12 to 14 hours.
the next time someone tries to tell you that childbirth isn’t that bad you just go right ahead and punch them in the jaw
(via theholystrawberry)Source: vimeo.com
Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.
pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world
(via ncc1701overgallifrey)Source: vjezze
The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
There’s white shit everywhere~
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
the fuck? the fuck?
there’s somethin’ fucking wrong
these bitches singin’ songs
the streets are lined with sketchy creatures laughing
why the fuck is they so happy?
goddamn these things are creepy!
the fuck is this?
jesus h christ.
IT GOT BETTER
I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE THE SAME
imagine an episode of night vale where nothing is ominous or strange or conspiracy filled or magic and cecil just reads normal town stuff and the actual traffic and a normal ad from sponsors and the weather is ACTUALLY A WEATHER REPORT and then you hear the door open and two cecils talking and it turns out this entire time it’s just been an owl with the ability to steal people’s voices had hijacked the show and cecil shoos it out the window of the station with a broom
(via hufflepuffsquee)Source: do-you-have-a-flag
“Then, with identical fluid movements, they reached into their back pockets.” James and Sirius, JKR’s prequel.
Very conscious of everybody still staring at him, Harry descended the stairs, stowing his wand in the back pocket of his jeans as he came.